Welcome, to Tuesday, December 29th!  ALL I NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED FROM A SNOWMAN....1. It's okay if you're a little bottom heavy.  2. Hold your ground, even when the heat is on. 3. Wearing white is always appropriate.  4. Winter is the best of the four seasons.  5. It takes a few extra rolls to make a good midsection.  5. There's nothing better than a foul weather friend. 6. We're all made up of mostly water. 7. You kn...

Good Morning People,Welcome to Thursday, September 24th! Top Ten Signs You Need to Start Eating More!10. You've slipped through three sewer grates this week!9. What you call "a three-course meal" other people refer to as "an asparagus."8. Since they installed the automatic door at the corner shop, you cannot enter alone.7. You fell out of a tree and didn't hit the ground for 10 minutes.6. Your stomach starts to hurt whenever you see how much bread the ducks at the pond are ...

Good Morning People,Welcome to Wednesday, September 23st!  Today the Eucman takes a look at the top ten sniglets of the day!  Sniglets are words that don't appear in the dictionary but should! 110 At The Equator (won' ten at the ek way' tawr) - n. Any burning sensation experienced directly below the navel when putting on a pair of jeans straight from the dryer. Accordionated (ah kor' de on ay tid) - adj. Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time.Aerom...

Good Morning People, Welcome to Monday, May 18th! Somewhere in this great big old world of ours it's National Pondering Day! Here are the top pondring thoughts of the day! 1. Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?  2. At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? 3. What is Satan's last name? 4. Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. 5. Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes? 6. If your driving...

Good Morning People, Welcome to Thursday, April 23rd!  Today we take a look at the Late Shows Top Ten Things Overheard In The Meeting Between Barack Obama & Hugo Chavez....10. "Donde esta 'el Presidente knuclehead'?" 9. "Sorry, Mr. President, they don't sell Marlboros here".  8. "Let's get a picture of you shaking hands with Hugo Chavez to really piss off Rush Limbaugh".  7. "Mr. Chavez, I have a book for you, too — Artie Lange's 'Too Fat...

Good Morning People, Welcome to Wednesday, April 22nd!  Today we take a look at the PERKS OF BEING OVER 60 Years Old. 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.  2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.  3. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"  4. No one expects you to run into a burning building.  5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.  6. There's nothing left to lea...